Cracks me up

The boy I watch in the afternoons is a couple of years older than Danny. He has recently done eeny meeny miney mo (sp? really how do you spell that??) which Danny has never heard of before. So Danny, trying to copy it, has developed his own version. It goes something like this, I'll do my best with spelling it like it sounds: minnie, minnie, miney, no I declare a footed toe.

A footed toe...what is that?? So funny though.